Ma'am Lucille Ballbuster

DO NOT WASTE MY TIME!

When communicating with Me, either through email, phone, or in person, use proper grammar and respect. 

Address Me as Ma’am or Mistress

Be willing to travel to Austin, TX to My dungeon, for O/our first session or arrange a session IN CONJUNCTION with My travels. I will not travel to you for the first time for anything less than a full weekend with references.

This is not 20 questions.  Be respectful of My time.  Please limit phone calls to 10 minutes or less. After 5 calls or text messages expect to be charged for My time. Specifics can be fully discussed during the pre-session interview.

Phone contacts are expected only between the hours of 9am to 6pm, 7 days a week.  If I am unavailable, you may leave a respectful message and I will contact at a time that is convenient to Me.

A confirmation call is expected an hour before our appointment!  It is expected that you show up on time and prepared to play.  This means you must be properly groomed, showered, and dressed appropriately in clean, neat street clothing. There is a shower for your use after O/our play.

If you must cancel our appointment due to a personal emergency, you must provide Me with 24 hours notice. 

I expect tribute.  If you can not afford to comfortably pay tribute, then do not waste either of our time. Tribute will be presented in a plain white envelope upon your arrival. 

I will not tolerate the use of drugs or alcohol before or during a session.  If you show up impaired in any way, tribute will be taken and you will be turned away.

Do not ask for or expect sex or any other activity that is illegal in the State of Texas.

Do not request services that I have expressed any disinterest in providing.  If you ask more then once for such a service, the session will be terminated and you will be expected to leave promptly and without further discussion.